HOSPITAL HUMOR

THANKS TO SAMMIE H FOR THIS ONE!

HOSPITAL HUMOR

> If you've ever been in the hospital you'll be able to relate to this one.
>
> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly
> asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a
> patient is doing?'
>
> The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and
> room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,
> 'Norma Findlay, Room 305.'
>
> The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with
> her nurse.' After a few minutes the operator returned to the
> phone and said, 'Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is
> doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood work just
> came back as normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled
> her to be discharged Tuesday.'
>
> The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so
> worried! God bless you for the good news.'
>
> The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
> daughter?'
>
> The Grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 305. No one
> tells me sh*t.'
>


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TOUCHING STORY

TOUCHING STORY

FROM FOX 4 NEWS DALLAS TEXAS

Generous Viewers Help Mentally Disabled Theft Victim

Last Edited: Wednesday, 16 Apr 2008, 4:32 PM CDT
Created: Wednesday, 16 Apr 2008, 4:32 PM CDT

Johnny Bryant is a mentally disabled man who lost all of his
retirement money to a thief.

At least five people made huge donations totaling more than $7,000 to
help Johnny Bryant, a mentally disabled man whose entire retirement
account was emptied by a woman now serving a five-year prison
sentence.

Since FOX 4 aired Bryant's story Tuesday night, one person gave $3,000
and another donated $1,900, according to Bryant's family members.
"It's incredible," said sister Jenny Bosley.

The goodwill started at the trial of 46-year-old Cynthia Hardee, who
befriended Bryant back in 2002. Prosecutors proved she convinced the
53-year-old grocery stocker to empty his account. Hardee then spent
$73,000 on items like a Jeep, trips to Build-A-Bear, and a big-screen
TV. The rest of the Tarrant County man's $151,000 retirement account
was squandered until it was gone, too.

Hardee was found guilty and sentenced to five years in prison. Jury
forewoman Crystal Jones then decided to donate the $166 she earned
from jury duty to a fund to help Bryant in his golden years. Other
jurors followed suit, and prosecutor Joe Shannon even wrote a $250
check.

Jones, who has a mentally disabled family member, created a benefit
fund at Wells Fargo Bank in Johnny Bryant's name.

When FOX 4's Brandon Todd reported Tuesday that Bryant will never be
able to retire, the phones started ringing at Wells Fargo branches
around North Texas the next day.

If you'd like to help, here's how:

Call any Wells Fargo Bank branch.
Tell them you'd like to donate to the:
Benefit of Johnny Bryant
Account Number Ending in 4077


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FYI

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say — talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to
fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is
driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'


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A PIC I FOUND OF MY GRANDPARENTS ON THEIR HONEYMOON AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS A FEW YEARS BACK

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